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10ta shakhe gol begir jolo ayeneh! hala beshmar!
didi 11tan! akhe khodetam goli!!!
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boro paeen
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paeentar
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sare rahet hamoon ashghalaro ham bezar paeen dame dar
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agar mikhaheed yek zendegy jadid dashteh basheed va kolan avaz beshid, ba ma tamas begirid!
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(sazmane bazyafte zobale)
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deli be to dadam ke be man gholve dahi .....
na be man sandeviche dolme dahi..........
jegary be to dadam ke be man nafasi dahi ..........
na baraye man jegaraki baz koni.........
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midooni farghe to ba gaav chye?!
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narahat nasho!
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farghi nadary, baba shookhi kardam!
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be ye jooje tighi migan: arezoot chye?
ashk too cheshash jam mishe, migeh: baghalam mikoni?!!?
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az yaroo miporsan parchame dozdaneh daryaee che mani mideh?
migeh khordan kale pache too darya mamnoon
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test konkoor (fizik)
sorate noor cheghadre?
1-bad nist
2khob ast
3-shoma khoobi
4-che khabar
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yaroo aroosisho too marese migire!
migan chera too madrese migiry?
mige: akhe kheyly kelas dare
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divaneh avali: mageh to kari ke javab nemidi?
divaneh dovomi: na oon ahmad dashameh ke kare man lalam!
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Shenidam , az ghasabi abas agha ye jigar dozdidan, negaranet shodam
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Midoni farghe to ba Raah chie
Raah ro bayad beri ta be Aakharesh beresi , Vali To khodet Aakhareshi
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police dar khetab ba yek divaneh:in ja jaye mahigiri nist, bia paeen!
divaneh: vali inja tablo nazadim
police: nazadim ke nazadim, zood bash bia paeen az bala akfariom
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2ta khejalaty baham ezdevaj mikonan! bachashoon ab mishe!!!
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ye rooz toro too koche didam, asheghet shodam! to khiaboon didam, divoonat shodam!
emrooz too otovaan didam, khoda bekheyr koneh! ajab 206 ee hasty!!!